Guys: Most girls want more than casual fun, at least eventually.  Women have a weakness called “Emotion.”  After so many cycles of casual fun, it can lead to “Emotional Attachment.”  If not handled carefully, this can cause a disease called “Heartbreak.”

Keep this in mind when dating.  If you only want casual fun, break the cycle before you reach attachment.  It will save you from messy or awkward situations.

Ladies: Stop thinking too much.  Don’t try to plan your relationship, or what kind of guy you want to find.  Just go with it.  Date who you makes you happy.  Because even if you find your paper-perfect guy – guess what?  You won’t have feelings for him.  Life is just funny that way.

Don’t stress.  Have fun before you die.

AND STOP LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND DISNEY MOVIES.  They lie.