High Rollers and Accidental Flirts

Guys: I know you don’t want to, but you HAVE to pay for dinner/drinks.  At least on the first date. Its a major turn-on, and a turn-off if you don’t.  Not a deal breaker per se (depending on the girl), but it scores major points.

I promise you it’s not a gold digger issue – you don’t need to buy the girl everything.  There is just something about a man who has his shit together that is very hot.  To know that you are not that much of a deadbeat that you can’t even afford to buy us one drink, or one entree, is a huge plus.

It’s not that women want to be taken care of necessarily, it’s that we want to know that you CAN.  Girls like to be protected.  Even if we pretend we dont need or want it.  We just want to know that you CAN.  It’s sexy.

THAT’S why we like rich men.

Down the line, you can split things if need be, but on the first date you must pay the bill if you want to impress her.  Even if she offers.  She is either testing you, or she feels bad to cost you money.  But just suck it up, and pretend that you can afford it.  At least once.  Otherwise, don’t bother asking girls out, especially to somewhere fancy, and then make them pay.

Do you realize how expensive makeup and cute outfits are? Hair products and nails? Not to mention the time it takes to make it all look good?  And you can’t even buy us one drink?  Be a man.

Ladies: Stop being too nice.  Guys (who you’re not interested in) think you’re flirting. They are not super friendly to girls unless they like them.  Not like girls, who are friendly to EVERYONE.  Guys are more direct.  They don’t care to have close female friends.  If they do, they like you.

Even if they have a girlfriend – if they are that close of friends with you, they are holding on to you for the future.  Just in case the other one doesn’t work out.  Being acquaintances is one thing, but being close friends means someone likes the other.  Meeting to discuss work or a project is fine, but otherwise there is no need to meet alone.  Because then it goes into the awkward “kind of a date” territory.

If a guy is being extra nice, chatting with you often, offering you help with things – basically being there for you – he probably likes you.  And you have to ask yourself: “Am I accidentally flirting?”  A.k.a., “am I being too nice?”

Even smiling too much can be considered flirting.  Seriously.

Posted in Love Tips on April 26, 2011 – 3:19 pm | Comments (0)

More Grooming, Less Acting – Hanging Out Leads to Hanky Panky

Guys: Groom yourself before you forget yourself!  You can still be a manly man if you groom.  You don’t need to get manis/pedis, but for gods-sake, shower, shave, and style your hair! Wear something that somewhat matches, and that doesn’t look like you’re swimming in it.  Little things go a long way.

Put in a little effort to get a lot of reward.  It doesn’t take much to look well put-together.  A collared s  hirt, a little gel in your hair, and clothes that fit! (You don’t have to have a six-pack and guns to wear your proper size).  The ladies will no longer look at you like you’re a creeper, who might possibly rape them.  Seriously…at least comb your hair.

Also, for all you gorillas: tweeze your eyebrows, shape your beard, and just clean yourself up!  You don’t have to be a girl to get a girl (some of us ladies love the facial hair), but don’t be a complete caveman.  That trend died thousands of years ago….for a reason!

Ladies: Stop acting like nothing’s wrong.  It won’t help.  It won’t help you get over it, and it won’t help fix the relationship, because you’re ignoring the original problem that got in the way the first time.

Be civil, but don’t be friends.  No need to hate an ex, but don’t try to be friends.  It will pro-long the breakup.  Hanging out leads to hanky panky, which in turn will lead to cycles of getting back together and breaking up 800 more times.

If you end it, END IT.  And be his civil acquaintance.

It’s easier said than done, but just keep in mind: nothing has changed, and it will NOT be different this time.  Make the mistake once (max twice), learn from it, then WALK AWAY.  For your own sanity!

Posted in Love Tips on March 23, 2011 – 1:19 pm | Comments (0)

DISNEY LIE: All Arabs Are Thieves!

Posted in Uncategorized on March 10, 2011 – 2:25 pm | Comments (0)

Nice and Thick Headed

Guys: Just because a girl is nice to you, it does NOT mean she likes you. Women are more polite than men by nature. Saying hi and chatting with you every so often does not equal wanting to have your babies.

What kind of things do? Texting you a lot (especially if she’s sending winky faces), excessive flirting, making effort to hang out, inviting you to things, going out of her way to talk to you or hang out with you, teasing you.

Girls are generally nice, but if a certain girl is going out of her way for you and making time for you, she likes you. Otherwise, don’t assume a smile means she wants to make love in the club.

Ladies: Learn to say NO! Or even ignore. It’s better to be blunt than give the wrong impression. Better to reject him straight out than make him feel like a fool first, and reject him after.

Guys do not get hints! You have to spell it out for them. If you say “okay” with hesitation, he thinks that means “HELL YEAH!” If you are quietly annoyed, he thinks you’re tired. If you are tired, he thinks you’re mad at him. If you are eye gesturing toward the other room, he thinks you’re twitching.

“Hey, come here. I wanna show you some pictures.” ::wide eyes:: He thinks you really want to show him pictures. Guys don’t get it! Tell them straight out what you want, feel, don’t feel, etc.

You: “I can’t do this anymore” Him: “So….we’ll hang out next week then?”

Thick-headed.

Posted in Love Tips on March 10, 2011 – 12:14 pm | Comments (0)

Love Your Man-Babies

People in this world are crazy.  Do not follow their lead.  Do what makes you happy.  If you follow others, you won’t be happy.  You’ll just be thinking, “why am I being crazy?”

Guys: When you are mad, do not go for the kill.  Stop being a butthole and saying the most hurtful thing you can think of.   It hurts.  And when you do make up with your girl, she will never forget what you said.  This is not your enemy you’re fighting with, this is the person you love and care about.  Don’t be vicious.  Be honest, but civil.   And put the bat down.

Ladies: Men are like babies.  They will whine and complain all day long, but in the end, they don’t want you to leave them.  Don’t take their whining too much to heart, unless it becomes maliciously hurtful.  Otherwise, just know that they love you and are only being babies.  Men take twice as long to grow up.

Posted in Love Tips on December 17, 2010 – 3:15 pm | Comments (0)