Guys: Do your research before you give presents.  Not all ladies like mushy gestures like poetry, arts and crafts, or home-baked goods.  And PLEASE, no origami.

Also, don’t give gifts too soon, unless there’s a birthday involved.

Ladies: Stop stringing guys along because you feel bad.  If you don’t like him, say so.  He’s a big boy.  He’ll survive.

Don’t hold on to him because you’re afraid of being alone.  Be alone. You’re a big girl.  You’ll survive.

Also, stop being an eenie meenie miny mo lover.